Here’s the part where I say that I’m not XYZ, don’t take anything I say as an absolute truth, Bigfoot probably doesn’t exist and all that jazz.

Incidentally, I have previously been a registered investment professional. I got paid to have opinions about businesses, investments and finance.

But in the sake of “CMA” (“covering my ass,” or is it the “Country Music Awards?” I always get those mixed up) anyway, don’t take anything I say here too literally. My dog didn’t run away and my non-existent truck would presumably start.

I’m developing concepts not strict guidelines, and I would never provide blanket recommendations – everyone is different.